- Anti Joke

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

I have a horse.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

YOU

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Its behind you like if you looked behind