- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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