Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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you just read an anti-joke

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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