- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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