How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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