- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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