- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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