- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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