A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

woman's rights

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Knock knock. Get out!!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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