- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Who wants water? I do.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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