"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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