- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's 2+2? Fish

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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