- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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