- Anti Joke

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I have a really funny joke.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache