- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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