- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.