- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

say it ten times fast: oh

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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