What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's blue? The sky.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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