What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

I have a horse.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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