Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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