- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what's black and can't swim?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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