- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Tilt your screen back

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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