- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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