- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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