- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Black people.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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