It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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