- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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