what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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