A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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