How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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why girl die cancer

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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