What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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mikey is cute

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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hi penis ham telephone

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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