Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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