The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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