- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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