How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Death by kayak

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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