- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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