- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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