- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Katy Perry

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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