Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A man walks into bar carrying a nondescript glass bottle of beer. The bartender speaks up in a harsh tone "We don't allow outside drink here buddy! If you're drinking here, you're buying it from here! The man replies, "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that this isn't a normal beer. Every time you take a swig from it, you are granted one wish!" The bartender, who is at this point getting visibly irritated, "I ain't got no time for fairy tales. Screw off!" The man seemingly unfazed by this anger tells him, "I'm not any kind of liar. I have three sips left. You can have them if you want." The bartender snatches the bottle with his unwashed hands from the man. "Fine" he says gruffly "I'll drink your magic beer." He thinks for a brief minute and says to himself, "I wish I had an expensive sports car." and takes a drink from the bottle. No later then a second later, a Ferrari pulls up into the driveway. It is a sleek and dark red color. It was of the latest model and did not have a single scratch whatsoever. The bartender's eyes pop wide open in astonishment and he quickly makes his second wish, "I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend!". And he took another drink. No later than five seconds, A leggy 5'7 blonde bombshell steps out of the entrance. She dons a short white skirt, Long red stiletto heels and a jet black spaghetti strap top. The bartender starts to sweat and looks a little nervous. "And my final wi-EUGHAAAHGGHHH!" The bartender collapses from the floor drooling from the mouth. It turns out that the liquor he was drinking was 180-proof alcohol that his old liver could not take. The blonde woman steps back and lets out a disgusting shriek. "Ewww, this old ugly hobo just ODed on the floor. Can we go somewhere else for drinks Jeremy?" Her boyfriend replies, "Yeah good idea babe. This place looks a trash heap anyway. You deserve better." The couple do not hesitate in stepping into their sleek red Ferrari and driving off. The man who had given the bartender the beer proceeded to check the dead man's pockets and rob it of all of it's contents. Nobody ever caught the man, and not a single person in the bar cared enough about the bartender to call 911. Moral of the story: Magic does not exist and life sucks.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Horse.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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