- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's brown and sticky A stick

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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