- Anti Joke

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.