- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

There once was this guy and he fell down

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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