- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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