- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Caroline Kelly.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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