How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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