- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

knock knock Goodbye

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Click here to end the world.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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