- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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