What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Asian women drivers...

Nero, sure you are okay?

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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