- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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