- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A fat guy!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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