- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Your mom is so old she died

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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