Sloths

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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