Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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42

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Boob

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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the bible

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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i committed murder

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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FUCK YOU

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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