- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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