- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Water? I hardly know her.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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