- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red, yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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