what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Hail Hitler

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Anti Joke

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