- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Happy Monday!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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