what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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