roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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