So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

nolan is gay

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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