- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Chris is hairy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

j.p. is dumb

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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