- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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