- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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