Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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