- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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