- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Jewwy Jewstein

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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