- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

hi charles lattuca III

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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