what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Cripples are lame.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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