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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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