How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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