How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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