- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do u call a cripple Biv

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!