One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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