- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

the redsox

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Knock knock.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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