- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Your adopted.....

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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