- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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