- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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