- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I named my son ps2 controller

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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