Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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