Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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