- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

i found waldo.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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