Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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This is an anti-joke.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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