why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A van drives into a car.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

WNBA

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Anti Joke

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