- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

women's rights.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

hey hey apple

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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