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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Andoni was here

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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