- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Justin Beiber

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

you see theres this guy.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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