Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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