Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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im not food

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

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