- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Sloths

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Sex

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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