- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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