- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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