- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

The Blonde walked into a wall.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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