On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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