Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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