Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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