- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is the difference?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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