Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Penis

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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