wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

your face

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Anti Joke

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