- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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