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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's blue? The sky.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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