- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What hurts like hell? HELL

outside your comfort zone

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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