- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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