- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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