- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

who do we all like george goodburn

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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