- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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