- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

One time i was sitting down

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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