- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nolan is gay

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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