- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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