- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.