- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Communism hehe xd

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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