- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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