- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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