- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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