- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

This is an anti- joke

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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