- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

okay so theres this guy.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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