- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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