What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Anti Joke

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