What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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