The Blonde walked into a wall.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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