- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Poop

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

12/23/2012

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Ol-ive

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