DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Anti Joke

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