- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Im gay What about you

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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