- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Albert your flies undone.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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