- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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