What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Yo Mama just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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