- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

The holocaust

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I enjoy Popcorn

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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