what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

a chinese man pays the full price

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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