1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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