Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

why am I writing this...im bored

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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