violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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