- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Obama lin Baden.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

PENIS :)

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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