what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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