How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are flowers.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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