What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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