Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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