How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are flowers.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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