- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Charlie Sheen

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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