yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

WNBA

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

rent a cops

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Charlie Sheen is winning

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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