Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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