- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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