- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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