- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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