ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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