Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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