so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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