What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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