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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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