- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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