- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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