- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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