Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

i hate non minorities!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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