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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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