- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Obama = ebola

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I wrote a funny joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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