- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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