- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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