What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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