- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chickens have become self-aware!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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