- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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