- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

No it doesnt..

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Obama = ebola

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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