His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Mooses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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