Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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