Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...